Robots have moved ahead of zombies in the “what creation/accident of mankind is most likely to exterminate us in the near future” category. Le Trung, an inventor from Brampton, Ontario has created “Aiko”, an android that is capable of balancing your checkbook, remembering your favorite drinks, and slapping the shit out of you if your lust for some hot man on machine action gets a little too frisky. “Like a real female she will react to being touched in certain ways. If you grab or squeeze too hard she will try to slap you. She has all senses except for smell,” he said.
“Her software could be redesigned to simulate her having an orgasm and reacting to touch as if she is playing hard to get or being straight to the point,” says Trung.
Mr. Trung claims that having a cyborg fuck buddy was not the point of building Aiko. Nobody is going to believe that but lets give him the benefit of the doubt and assume that he has other intentions for this abomination. After thinking about the possibilities (and I spent at least 3 minutes thinking about this) of having an android at your side, there is one more option that may make it worthwhile:
Then again, you could end up playing the role of Kung Lao in that video if Aiko decided that it was tired of doing your fucking taxes and stirring your appletinis. Good job Mr. Trung.
